Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Women jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 73   Joke: A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why dont you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " Whats wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadnt started eating yet."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Women Jokes: 1.    Category: Women jokes   A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more 2.    Category: Women jokes   What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more 3.    Category: Women jokes   Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more 4.    Category: Women jokes   QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more 5.    Category: Women jokes   One woman to another at a singles bar: "Im not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I mee... more 6.    Category: Women jokes   What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more 7.    Category: Women jokes   A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"The mother looks... more 8.    Category: Women jokes   How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more 9.    Category: Women jokes   Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more 10.    Category: Women jokes   If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Insane Funny Jokes