| 1. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesnt mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesnt complain if yo... more
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| 2. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you fix a womans watch? - It doesnt matter. There is a clock on the oven.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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