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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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