Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 70   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Insane Funny Jokes