Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 93   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Insane Funny Jokes