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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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