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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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