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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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