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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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