| 1. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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