Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 93   Joke: A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Insane Funny Jokes