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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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