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| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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