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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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