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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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