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| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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