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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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