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| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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