| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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