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| Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.... more
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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