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| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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