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| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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