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| How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.... more
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| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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