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| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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