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| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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