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| Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?A. Theyre hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don... more
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| Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and tim... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Larrys barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty t... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more
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| After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A married couple was in a terrible accident where the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remain... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more
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