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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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