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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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