| 1. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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