Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blonde jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 7   Joke: A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didnt reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blonde Jokes: 1.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... more 2.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.... more 3.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.... more 4.    Category: Blonde jokes   Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... more 5.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why is the blondes brain the size of a pea in the morning?A: It swells at night.... more 6.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.... more 7.    Category: Blonde jokes   A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones... more 8.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her.... more 9.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.... more 10.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: (Ill tell you tomorrow.)... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Insane Funny Jokes